Earbuds and Underwear

(Originally posted November 5, 2013)

It happens, you leave home without headphones or earbuds and you have to work an event where you really need them. When that dreaded moment happens you slowly look over to your right and see the lighting guy holding up his earbuds, offering them to you as if he is offering you a life boat and you're drowning. What do you do? Look at the lighting guy and say "Thanks but no thanks." And when he asks why, you say "because I don't share underwear, nor do I share earbuds."

It's gross. Earbuds aint for sharing. They go inside of your ear hole!

In my mind sharing earbuds is the same as sharing underwear. If you have shared earbuds before, congratulations you are forever connected to that person - you shared bodily fluids! It's crazy that some people get offended when you don't want to put their diseased earbuds in your ear - Ah Hello, I don't want your cooties!

Friends don't let friends share earbuds.

The End.